I knew I was writing it with a cheekier tone than my norm, but some feel it comes across as offensive. Have a read and see what you think:
6 Real Auditions Gone Horribly Wrong
Casting Director Lana Veenker reveals disastrous actor choices in the audition room…and what to do instead.
By Lana Veenker | Dec. 6, 2012
1. Kissing the client is never okay.
- Situation: The actor insisted on kissing my hand—even when I tried to pull away—then grabbed my producer’s hand and slobbered on hers, too!
- Thought Process: The actor thought it would make him memorable. It did…for all the wrong reasons.
- Why it didn’t work: Germs! Eww!
- What to do instead: Enter, wave a quick hello, and find your mark. If we make a move to shake hands, great. Otherwise, assume we are germaphobic and don’t want your clammy hand in ours.
There’s at least one actor who gets my obscure sense of humor, having posted on her Facebook that “There should be a Portlandia skit that rolls all six of these into one disastrously wonderful audition fail.”
Now imagine Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein in an audition room, and reread the article. Still offensive?
More importantly, are you likely to ever make these mistakes yourself, now that you’ve read about them?
What do you think: Should I stick to my usual warm and fuzzy ways, or kick up some dust from time to time? What’s the more effective approach, from a learning standpoint?
Let me hear your thoughts in the comments below.
PS: Oh, and Backstage inexplicably changed “he” to “they” in example #4. The sentence should read: “The director told me he didn’t have enough time left on Earth to risk having his ear talked off on set.”